Letter to the Editor (April 1 edition)

Dear Editor,

As a faithful reader of the Left Hand Valley Courier, I always look forward to your April Fool's edition. However, I am very disappointed that my favorite columnist, Warren Piece, did not write his yearly story. So, he may not be a Pulitzer prize winner but who was that Artie Fischel guy and how come he got the front page?

Warren Piece is a legend in his own mind and I miss his column...