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Anarchy erupts in Niwot neighborhood

Series: April Fools | Story 12

A group of extremists concerned about onerous parking regulations in Boulder County briefly seized a residential block in the Morton Heights neighborhood last week. Calling themselves FREE CAR Niwot, the extremists barricaded both ends of Morton Road and declared an autonomous parking zone.

"We just want to park our cars near our property, and not have to worry about how many inches past the property line we are, or when the street sweeper is coming by," a release from the group read. "Can't those guys just go around?"

The standoff was ended after just a few hours, when members of FCN realized they had errands to run.

 

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