Post-Valentine's-Day Day

It's finally over! You did it. You survived. No more pink and red paper hearts in shop windows. No more advertisements for romantic getaways or presents. No more listening to your friends brag about how their boyfriends/girlfriends/significant others spoil them.

It's all over. Now, you can get back to reality and forget the existence of that silly, romantic holiday. Well, that's easier said than done. If you're still not over the season of love, here are some tips and tricks to help you get by:

• Buy yourself chocolates and flowers that are now half-off at the grocery store.

• Stare at the wall and sit quietly.

• Freeze your eggs.

• Watch the sad part of Titanic.

• Take a shower so no one hears you cry.

• Put up a mirror while you're eating alone.

• Eat lots of cake.

• Wear your mom's old wedding dress and drink a whole bottle of white wine.

• Remind yourself that 50% of marriages end in divorce.

• Buy blank candied hearts and write your own messages on them, such as "Go Away," and "No Thanks."

• Results may vary.